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[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)

That's way too cumbersome. I have to take a buxom wench with me everywhere just to defend myself?? And I have to pull my gun from between her boobs? I'll just grow em myself at that point.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Maybe this is why a lot of the people way into self protection are gravy seals. They're just trying to grow a place to hide their derringer.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

I’ll just grow em myself at that point.

So that's why they keep putting estrogen in all the food. Thanks for letting me know.