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[–] [email protected] 57 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Don't mention the external HD full of lumberjack porn.

Don't mention the external HD full of lumberjack porn.

Don't mention the external HD full of lumberjack porn.

lol yeah trees are pretty.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Oh my god, you're an arboration.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Luberjack porn?! tell me more about this

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Luberjack sounds German and therefore, much more kinky. I want to know about your porn.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You want to know more about the porn I watch or that I was in that one time?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

As a side note it's incredible how many posts I see you in

Anyway I mostly watch pretty tame stuff I just like seeing people being affectionate with each other. The one I was in included sitting in cakes and eating ass and was decidedly not very tame. Cake has so much butter and oil in it getting all that off the floor after took some work

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I am a very prolificent shit poster. Just out of curiosity though, we're there fat chicks and party hats in this porn?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

There were not, no. Although now I have deep regrets about not having party props like hats or party horns

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Did someone say Luberjack porn?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Did somebody say [Luberjack Blessed Blade of the of the Anusseeker]?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Tfw you focus desparately hard on not freudian-slipping