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[–] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Bit idea, your score is so high it activates some sort of "Marine Prophecy Lore" about the chosen one, and you just keep trying to explain that multiple choice helps you guess, ala idiocracy.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (2 children)

nah, they probably also reject people who score too high. they want that sweet 31%-60% range.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Considering you need minimum scores higher than 60 to do certain jobs and theyre whining about recruitment rates being low id disagree

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Nah they just fast track you to certain roles. Pilots and intelligence officers and electrical work for tanks or whatever the fuck. I almost joined when I was a desperate 18 y/o trying to pay for college and after they saw my scores they were blowing my shit up trying to get me to do nuclear stuff (navy recruiter).

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

This that genius marine? Man, I thought his head would be bigger. Looks like a damn peanut.