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[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

I’ve found the fastest ways to get religious folk that knock on my door to scurry in a hurry is:

  1. offer to listen as long as they like but only after they roast a bowl with you
  2. tell them to pay their fucking taxes

Now if science folk came knockin that would be great over a roasted bowl as well

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What's a roasted bowl?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Smoke marijuana in a bong or pipe

The bowl being the part of the bong or pipe that holds the marijuana

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Ah... Thanks for the info, kind stranger

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

It's Saturday morning where I am so I imagine a lot of us are "roasting bowls" lol.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

https://www.theguardian.com/science/1999/aug/24/spaceexploration

"I [Carl Sagan] can remember one occasion, taking a shower with my wife while high, in which I had an idea on the origins and invalidities of racism in terms of gaussian distribution curves," wrote the former Cornell University professor. "I wrote the curves in soap on the shower wall, and went to write the idea down."