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Skin care (lemmy.world)
submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Get started on old honey bottles

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (2 children)

You know what? I'm doing it!

You're never able to get the freaking honey to pour out correctly, so it INEVITABLY gets on and under the lid

Fast forward 3 years to when my forgetful ass remembers I want honey. I go to the pantry and the bit that leaked out has now willed itself into concrete because I'm just standing there, red-faced, in front of my wife, watching her realize how weak of a person I truly am

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

The madman did it!!!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Wipe the rim with a damp paper towel before closing it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

You like damp paper?