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    Sad, but it's true (sh.itjust.works)
    submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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    [–] [email protected] 37 points 6 months ago (1 children)

    A library running .2s slower will get flagged by your perf testers and you’ll need to get escalated approval to release your changes. It will be a pain.

    [–] [email protected] 41 points 6 months ago (1 children)

    And then eventually you will figure out it was a plot for a world-domination level backdoor, ha.

    And yet you'll still be single.

    [–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

    Do you really think such mastery would be possible with the influence of a woman? Those heroes chose solitude for the rest of us. Praised be our virgins!