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Anon gives dating advice (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago (2 children)

One maybe at first. Two is subjective and three is temporary. I'm experience the most conventionally attractive person I had sex with was what's know as a pillow princess so I did all the work. OP is a virgin and gay.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You don't gotta lie man, no one here has had sex it's ok

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

We have all had sex with your mother.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Thank you, now I really feel the 4chan experience

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

But I haven't used any slurs yet :(

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

The most attractive person I had sex with was a heartbreaking cheater. They cheated on their boyfriend with me when they knew I was head over heels for them. Can confirm attractiveness is overrated.