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[–] [email protected] 114 points 7 months ago (5 children)

When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

[–] [email protected] 33 points 7 months ago

Combustible lemons, aka lemon-nades.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

Burning people! He says what we're all thinking!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Was waiting for the Cave Johnson comment.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

..arson again, you see! It's the way to go!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

This is such a wonderful throw-back