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Ah yes, surely the endless centuries would never change us, right...? (lemmy.world)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

On the more short term. Immortal and hot as shit for eternity... Humans slowly getting taller on average over the centuries.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

But if you're hot as shit for eternity, you must either magically adapt over time, or are permanently the standard of attraction that is the driving force of evolution.

Suddenly every dating app says, "don't bother if you're over 5'8"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

You literally can use your blood and experince to become hotter. Who fucking cares if you're a 1.5 metre tall goblin motherfucker if you've spent the last two centuries perfecting your Rizz, or if you can make yourself supernaturally sexy?