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[โ€“] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You shove a knife in it, twist, and cut it out in chunks.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Ah, the Bobbitt technique!

(Does he really expect us to believe there was a hot dog under the sofa?)