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[–] [email protected] 42 points 9 months ago (2 children)

That's not a dog, that's a viper... which makes this a snake under a plane.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm sick and tired of those tbh..

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I first watched that movie while on a motherfucking plane.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It wasn't a Monday to Friday plane?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Nah, there's actually no monkeys for the snakes to fight on those. Monkeys exclusively travel on weekends.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

But... It's under....so it must be an underdog.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Always time for another swift meme. And if you are late just hop in the jet to catch up!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I would normally be afraid to enjoy Taylor Swift's Jet™ memes out of fear of being accused of misogyny, but my Swiftie relatives have already accused me of that simply because I don't like her music. So bring 'em on!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

that plane is cooler than taylor swifts plane though

[–] [email protected] 43 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Boeing KC-135 Stratotanker:

  • supported by massive powerful fans (jets)
  • needs an entire staff to operate effectively
  • mostly liquid by volume
  • flies everywhere
  • I’ve been inside one

Taylor Swift:

  • supported by massive powerful fans (swifties)
  • needs an entire staff to operate effectively
  • mostly liquid by volume
  • flies everywhere
  • I’ve never been inside Taylor Swift. :-(

Yup. The Stratotanker is cooler.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Garak 4 points 9 months ago

For a second I was hoping it was gonna be an elaborate humble brag.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Quality shitpost, bravo!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

He got JP-5 all over her new shoes

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

That's Jet-A to you!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I assume her dog's plane has a smaller plane to follow it around to pick up plane poop.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

PoopDrone™

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

No this is america, you see the missiles that are mounted to the dogs plane? The poop just gets shot to the moon.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

The poop gets shot to Syria

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

I like to imagine the jet that's refueling is making the potion drinking noise from Minecraft

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Noooooooooo where are they taking the lil guy

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago
[–] altima_neo 0 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] -2 points 9 months ago

wait till all of you realize these memes were started to punish Taylor Swift for the crime of encouraging the youth to vote.

But you keep perpetuating it just like the hard right trolls want you to do.