Dad Jokes

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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Banana bread is 1,50$ a piece, cheese cake 2,50$, and an apple crumble is 2,70$. Those are the pie rates of the car I be in.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lol I like how you fucked up the joke. ;)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Did I? As a non native speaker is dad joke level funny for me

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

But why is the rum (cake) gone?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That was a long walk off a short plank.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's so dad level I don't understand it. Anyone care to explain?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Pierates of the Caribein

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I don't get it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I think it's funnier that none of those are pies.