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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A honk implies, in my mind, a quick press of the horn. I'd be holding it down until the traffic laws are once again obeyed

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Or it could equate to you REALLY loving Jesus

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Atheist: dies

Jesus: Welcome to heaven yo

Atheist: wtf

Jesus: yeah you honked that car so you got baptized by car horn lol

Atheist: nooooo

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Conversion tactic level 1000.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I am grumpy today and also tired of Twilight Zone memes, but this one made me larff. :) Thanks

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Also Jesus is not unique name.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Cut them off and shout, “MY DILDO’S NAME IS JESUS! MWAHAHAHA!"

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago

"Breathe if you're a stupid dumb dumb head."

I reject their premise.