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Attempting to win at poker with a collection of rocks, glass and, cards I have doodled on.

Dispensing Freedom.

Arson, murder, murder, murder, vigilantism, murder, arson, environmental damage, arson, murder, possible war crimes (Fallout 76 doesn't really have laws I suppose), murder...

Eradicating an entire species of bugs

I may have harvested my beets a little late.

Public inebriation, disturbing the peace

(Rock and Stone ⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️)

Democracy (it was helldivers)

Having eleven kings in one poker hand.

Abandoning my post in defense of Super Earth. I am sorry, Democracy.

I didn't get arrested, because I suffer from a knee injury and my adventures have ended

Falcon punching Pikachu.

Climbing a mountain but dying too much along the way. Like a little too much.

Stealing villager's beds.

Loving Managed Democracy too hard

Supporting democracy!

Rotting in a Shinra prison for bombing a Mako reactor. In my defense, the new explosion graphics were great.

Tax Fraud.

Possession of psychite with intention to distribute

and like, at least 3 or 4 warcrimes, but whose counting

Capturing and enslaving weird magic animals

Unlicensed space travel

Unauthorized orbital rocket launches.

Forcing a dragon to fuck a bear?

I guess I'll be getting arrested for helping people build a village.

Genocide

PC: Politely asking for and engaging in street fights with random strangers.

Mobile: Baking cookies

Web: Making paperclips

Forcing thousands of grandmother's into endless work. Destroying ecosystems. Ravaging planets. Ending light itself. Enslaving Gods. And eliminating every parallel world in existence. All to make cookies. More and more. On and on and on. Universes of cookies more numerous than atoms in the cosmos.

But I'm almost done.

Throwing a stick of dynamite into the middle of a kkk meeting outside of Rhodes. Sorry, not sorry.

Driving a giant tractor with a trailer full of soybeans the wrong way around a roundabout to deliver the soybeans to the grocery store.

Gambling fraud. I keep playing 5 of a kind Flush in Balanto and it keeps working!

Failing to properly evacuate the city during a Tsunami because its easier just to clean up afterwards (Cities Skylines).

Disregarding all Osha violations, colonizing a planet and killing all natural life.

damm I love factorio

Elden Ring... soo.. lots of murder

Murdering tens of thousands of natives in North America to build plantations to make money to build factories in England.

I think this is the kind of violence history books often frame as the "unfortunate side of progress", so I guess it's okay ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Been playing Dorfromantik so building quaint, idyllic villages with expansive forests and streams.

Using obscene amounts of violence to protect freedom and democracy across the galaxy.

Starting a cult and working people to death so that I have infinite money without having to do anything.

Edit: before you ask, no, it's not Rimworld or Cult of the Lamb

Edit 2: I wonder if anyone can guess the game

Edit 3 since it's been about 12hrs and no one guessed, it's The Sims.

Being an ex yakuza

Assisting a vampire in plotting and then carrying out the murder of her father.

Being too homosexual.

FFXIV

Mass murdering animals.

Doing 95mp/h in a semi down the shoulder of a highway in Colorado.

Going a-víking and dismembering "a few" Englishmen...

Running a 75 ton Timberwolf Battlemech.

Pretty sure just turning the thing on would be enough to get me arrested. Civilians typically aren't allowed Surface To Surface missiles, and megawatt power lasers that are effective weapons at a range of over 1000m.

I'll have a 100 ton Madcat 2 soon.

Crushing LEGO villains and collecting silver, gold, and purple studs.