Costa-Mota would take the doors and load them onto a lumber cart, said the Secret Service agent who investigated the case.

Wow, he messed with the wrong guys there. I can already see a movie about this in front of my inner eye. Gerard Butler plays the agent.

(Did they maybe want to say "a service agent who doesn't want to be named" or something?)

So 30% of Home Depot’s yearly wage theft? Oh no!

The sheer brass balls it would take to try this is impressive, I see why "con" is short for "confidence"

In a past life I watched people do this with lumber. A con as old as big box stores return desks.

People at my school used to do this all the time with electronics

I mean, at some point you've gotta put the blame on the store. Why tf are they consistently letting a dude walk out with product he never paid for. And then why tf are they consistently returning them without receipt. Seriously, they should just let this guy go.

I had to check I thought I was in a Trailer Park Boys community.