this post was submitted on 02 Mar 2024
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[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Better Me will never know the joy of having the Cheetos bag all to myself, and a quiet night's rest with nobody there, and having the world's brightest high quality flashlight in my pocket. Worser Me never has to suffer and endure all that jetlag of constant travelling with supermodel girlfriend, and keeping track of all those pocketfuls of passports, and venereal prescriptions, and custody support hearings. Yeah, I know exactly what Better Me paid to time travel with a ghost. He can go suck a 100 year old egg.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

A Nitecore SRT7GT rotary.... but nameth her clitoris-of-the-sun.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

That's an expensive sex toy :-D

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That means that other version of me is worse off than me because at least I haven't had to have been haunted.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Conversely, you're just not important enough to haunt

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

I'm fine without the FOMO for being haunted

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

*JOMO (joy of missing out)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Should have jean that coming

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

And to think I thought I couldn’t get any more depressed than I already am. Damn you, OP.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

And present you doesn't even use proper grammar and punctuation.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

This feels like a good Robot Chicken bit

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Plague is good, top tier 2d girlfriends

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Nah, that's fair.