There has never, in the past twenty years of my life, been a 48-hour period where I did not consume some form of onion and I certainly won't stop for this lady.
this post was submitted on 05 Mar 2024
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Bold of you to assume that's a lady.
based on the stereotypical "guru" its definitely a dude
Now I look at it :-/
I once spent 4 days with nothing but a pound of carrots. That was not the best time in my life. Still, yoga wasn't a priority back then.
I once ate a pound of bacon for dinner. I felt very gross afterwards.
Yeah well, probably not unexpected? Oβ _β o
I didn't expect to feel as gross as I did. The 12 beers that led to the decision to eat bacon for dinner probably didn't help with my overall feeling of well-being.
Plausible. Did you repeat the experiment to be certain?
We need a control group
Ha! Never again.
My wife was out of town, and I used to slip into a cascading series of self-destructive decisions whenever I was alone. I quit drinking years ago, and generally make better choices all around nowadays.
Congrats. I did the same whenever my wife was out of town (except the excessive drinking) and it was ... not good for me :-D
Remember: whenever you're about to make a bad decision, hold your breath for 33 lunar seconds and think of onions while folding your genitals.
LOL. That's good advice all-around.
Fuck, I think I've eaten a pound of carrots at one sitting.
It was a special diet called "the company went belly up and there hasn't been a cent paid in three months". It was very effective.
High elves, wood elves, dark elves and now yoga elves.
How many folds should I make?
Like a tent, you just keep folding and smooshing it til it fits back in the bag.
Is there more stuff to go in this bag? There so much room left I feel Iβm missing something.
Sounds like you are bragging, but let's see you try and do even 2 or 3 folds when you are all wet and holding a yoga pose while holding your breath. It's not as easy as you think.
I thought a lunar second must be way different than an earth second, but the conversion factor doesn't really change anything at 33 seconds.
https://lunarpedia.org/w/Lunar_standard_time
the Lunar second, which is defined as 0.9843529666671 Earth seconds
That's 32 earth seconds when rounded.
It's probably the difference between life and death in this scenario.