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"B-but I wrote out his entire backstory..." (media.kbin.social)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"The goblin is pointing a small dagger at you, but you see fear and sadness in his eyes. This is because-"

"I cast immolate!"

rolls a 20

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

You aim too low.

I cast

METEOR SWARM

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Goblin't

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Well, technically all goblins have backstories. Most of them just don't have backstories that involve getting proficiency in dex saves.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Don't worry I roasted his family and friends too so they won't be sad!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Well aren't you a kind soul

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago

The best thing I've heard about when players murder your darling NPCs is to just retcon anything you haven't given away yet. That wasn't the mouthy barfly who was about to drop a paragraph of expository dialogue, she's actually right... Here!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Oh no! the last remaining soul who knew the hiding place of a holy avenger... guess it's lost forever.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

https://youtu.be/AVKB1XaRcA8