this post was submitted on 07 Aug 2023
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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

TFW you’re an android, and do not have taste receptors

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Runtime error: The system detected the contents to be edible, but the there was an exception in the emotional response interface, defaulting to neutral expression.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My people need me.

flies off to metaverse

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Leaving his prosthetic legs behind.

The real reason they weren’t a part of initia launch is he forgot they’re a part of our standard unit design.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I would not be one bit surprised if he suddenly sprouted insect wings and flew off somewhere.

What is wrong with his eyes!? It's like the uncanny valley.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

That's right. It says so on the bottom of the screen. It is the model "WebEx" made by "Cisco"

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

The Zuck always manages to give me some pretty heavy "hello fellow humans" vibes.

"See, just like a regular human being, I also enjoy this 'eating'. It's such great fun to put nourishment in our mouth orifices, isn't it? *gags*"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hahaha same!

“Don’t mind me, I’m a human doing human things as humans do.”

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Like, if there's one thing that could convince me that lizard people exist, it's Zuck

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

“Feed me the souls of all Meta users!”

“Get me the product!”

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Especially on camera... I'm just a blue collar schmuck, I'll never know what it's like to work from home, but I can't imagine people are stuffing their faces during zoom calls lol

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I guess it'd depend on the meeting, but I don't think it's too weird in general. Then again I really don't give a hoot about formality or propriety most of the time, so this might not be a common opinion 😅

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

I too understand this meme because I have friends and I’m just like you

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Why did i read it as sucking cocks

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Probably because you associate going over to your friends house with sucking a dick.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah but what is the answer?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Sucking cocks, obviously.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Jokes aside, I genuinely don't understand why he looks so weird, like a haunted wax dummy version of the real Zuckerberg that's hidden in the basement.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

The final boss of NPC tiktokers.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Mark Zuckerberg walks into a bar for horses, then the horse-barkeeper says: "Why such a long face?"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

How is it that billionaires have such shitty haircuts? You could literally hire someone to live in your closet and give you a fresh trim every morning, yet you look you went to Great Clips and the trainee guy fresh out of cosmetology school fucked up your head with a 5 guard.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

It's cause he's not human and he's eating human food.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

TFW that creepy guy is still a better poster than my-hero

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

He looks like he hasn't slept in a thousand years.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He looks like HP Lovecraft. Quick! Check Zuck's cat's name!!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Nyaa... Nyarlathotep

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Ever went over a friend's house to eat And the food just ain't no good? I mean the macaroni's soggy, the peas are mushed, And the chicken tastes like wood?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

The macaroni's soggy, the peas are mush and the chicken tastes like wood.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

This is why I always find a way to decline dinner invitations.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Why does his eyes are so reddish in these pics. Did he just made a recreational use of certain plant?