Trees can explode. Windmills cause cancer. Exercise is bad because the body has a limited supply of energy, like a battery.

A pity that Trump missed his true calling as a scientist.

Reminds me of the time Trump said - without any irony - "I love the poorly educated."

"But you see, WE can wait another year."

• Developed countries, probably

You mean that it's NOT a good idea to move to the middle of the desert, pump in water from afar, and burn up ungodly amounts of fossil fuels in an attempt to stay cool?

This reminds me of a scene in Bad Teacher.

"I just hate slavery so so much. Slavery's the worst. If I could go back in time and undo slavery, I would. I hate it. I hate it."

"I thought you said Hillary had a private email server?"

"Yeah, that too."

Well, it took them 60 years to make Pearl Harbor...

We've been letting him lie all his life without consequence...why start now?

"Sounds like a good time to bring back company scrip."

• Supermarket owners, probably

3/10 Americans are complete idiots.

It's like they're actively trying to destroy the planet.

The real challenge is finding a decent hacking scene.