I have done this, and the only thing I regretted is not eating more olives.
this post was submitted on 07 Aug 2023
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I run out of olives, then tell myself not to do it, but still sneak a sip of juice from the jar.
"You're disgusting." "DON'T YOU JUDGE ME, ME!"
Fun fact - a sip or two of pickle juice is a great cure for heartburn. I don’t even like pickles, but I’ll do it because it works.
I can’t stand olives, even more than I dislike pickles, so idk if olive juice would do the same, but it is, at least, not grosser from an objective view 😅
I've heard apple cider vinegar shots being helpful for the same reason
How many olives should you eat?
Olive them.
Officer, I want to report this DAD.
I'm not falling for this. I think I've read a greentext about doing this and the anon ended up covered in shit sobbing himself to sleep on the bathroom floor
That was a jar of pickles and it caused him great gastrointestinal issues that resulted in acid like bowel movement.
This reaction isn't normal though.
Even just eating like 5 olives makes things extra smooth down the line >.>
People get sick from eating olives? Man I can eat a jar of green olives, pair it with a brick of cheddar cheese and you've got yourself a meal.
Olives are toxic until they've been brined. Those sort of discoveries always make me wonder... who figured out that immersing them in salt water for a month would make them edible without making you sick?
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OH MY FUCKING GOD I LOVE OLIVES JUST SHOVE THEM INTO MY MOUTH OM NOM NOM OH GOD THEY'RE DELICIOUS SO TASTY MMMMMMM GOOD OLIVES NICE OLIVES CHOP THEM UP AND PUT THEM ON PIZZA AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE OLIVES THEN FUCK YOU OLIVES ARE DELICIOUS YOU CAN FUCK OFF BACK TO BIG LINGUINI TRYING TO RUIN THE NAME OF DELICIOUS OLIVES THEY ARE MY LIGHT AND JOY OLIVES ARE SO GOOD I CANNOT HELP MYSELF I WILL EAT ONE OR TWO OR A THOUSAND I AM BECOME OLIVE
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I don't see how this is a shitpost, it's just unironically a great thing to do.
Yeah, they're delicious, nutritious, and never go bad. Perfect for the man who does not like grocery shopping.
Are the haters imagining people eating the super-salty pimiento olives? I'm talking about the fancy olives that I, as a sophisticated and wealthy bachelor, buy per-pound from the grocery-store salad bar.
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There's a limit to not exceed though (for me at least :-D )
About 3 months ago I suddenly developed an indefatigable craving for olives. Since then I've eaten about a small jar a week. IDK if I'm pregnant (seems unlikely) or if olives are just a normal part of adulthood, similar to how everyone in college eats a lot of toast on occasion.
tempted to post the classic 4chan pickle story
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Yeah, ate a (large) bunch of green olives in quick succession once. Turned my stomach into Vesuvius during Pompeï's final moments.
Today's been an enlightening day, I learned people like to eat tons of olives alone. I can't even stand them in pizza.
I can’t stand them on pizza either, and I always thought that meant I didn’t like olives
Turns out I just don’t like the cheap black olives they put on pizza. Good olives are good, but lots of olives aren’t and bad olives just make the whole dish they’re in taste like bad olives.
I know we're not supposed to judge and this is meant to be a community but ... I draw the line at olive hate. They're so damn delicious. Are you even human?
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If you have the occasion, try a fresh olive picked from the three. You won't regret it ;)
As a Greek with olives in their family house, I can highly ^^^not recommend this
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Regret? Never with olives 🫒.
Every time I have eaten just a can of olives, I've peed out of my asshole soon after. They're delicious, but not so much they are worth that.
I came across The Sad Bastard Cookbook on HN. It is amazing and very much in the spirit of this post.
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Fun fact: olives are technically fruit.
More fun facts: tomatoes and pineapples are berries.
This means olive oil is fruit juice.
olive juice is fruit juice. olive oil comes from crushing the fruit's nuts
Somebody is salty. I think it's me. Mmmm olives
This is actually a normal part of my life but with kalamata
This reads like the beginning of an I Think You Should Leave sketch
Literally my kids everyday. They fucking LOVE olives. It’s weird. We don’t encourage it and we tell ourselves it’s a phase that will eventually wear off.
It won't. I'm in my late 30s and olives are still the fucking best thing ever.
Are you kids Greek? 😂
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Are you 30 to 50 feral hogs?
Can confirm, never regret eating olives off the jar.
This feels like a futurecanoe bit
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