Technology

can we poison this data?

So, in theory, The Satanic Temple could make an app to mark all the Christian households then. I wonder if they'd be interested in that.

Interesting.

If they've built an app that can target non-christian demographics, then they've also built an app to target christians.

I wonder if they've made that realization yet.

Fucking Christians, they just can’t believe in their fairy tale daddy in the sky and leave the rest of us alone, they have to smear their god like shit everywhere. Religion is a mental illness, it’s long overdue we start treating it that way.

Wow, the Christian app that lets you sort people by religion ALSO lets you sort them by race and ethnicity?

I am shocked. SHOCKED!

Well, not that shocked.

Big brother who art in heaven, surveillance be thy name. Thy data come, recon be done, stored in SQL as it is in heaven. And lead us not into frustration, for thine is Consistent, Available, and Partition tolerant. COMMIT ;

select * from prayer_requests where response = 'yes' ;

0 rows returned

Very much creepy and very much on brand with evangelical assholes who prey on the less fortunate.

Still, I suppose it will give me more of an opportunity to tell them to kindly fuck the hell off my property when they ask for the 'nice Asian family that lives here' when my very Italian wife answers the door as they stand there looking very confused.

Never seems like a good thing when a religious group starts counting

The fact white supremacists hijacked the Christian religion and is using it to effectively push their ideology is telling. I remember when they tried to take over punk music and were quickly told “ Nazi Punks Fuck Off”. Turns out punks have better morals than Christians. Hilarious.

This is going to be real Handy for them the day they try to put us all up against the wall.

prayerwalking calls on believers to wage “violent prayer” (persistently and aggressively channeling emotions of hatred and anger against Satan)

In other words first they will use words then move on to more "persuasive" methods when that doesn't work.

Of course it's some shit-stain in Florida doing this.

Just Google map search Mapping Center for Evangelism and his home address pops up.

I had such an apologetic coming up to me. When i told them my name was "'Julia'); DROP TABLE neighborhoods;" they were immediately irate!

So is it removed from the appatore yet? Or does it need some motivation?

Can it be flagged or something? That could get it removed.

This shit is pretty fucked up.

Well, looks like I'll have to start answering the door in my underwear again

Time to create a satanic AI

Wow, this is absolutely fucking horrific. I assume they've imported everything from Kiwi Farms incarnation too? Bunch of evil fucks.

I'm kinda sick of all' the evil, actually. I get that it's very popular but maybe it shouldn't be? I'll just live in my own mind until people pull their heads out, I guess 🤷 What could possibly go wrong.

I sincerely hope that when they come to my door again, I am in the middle of carving up a side of beef, again. Last time some Mormons knocked on my door, I opened the door, and what they saw was a 6'3" blonde Viking with no shirt, a bloody carving knife, and wiping blood off my hands. When I saw who it was I yelled over my shoulder, (to an almost empty apartment,) "Hey guys, you can let the goat go! I just found us a couple of virgins!"

They retreated rather quickly.

this sounds so insane that its hard to believe. but then again, its quite easy to believe. shame that our data is used like this :c

i’m a christian myself and… god, this is fucking disgusting

It's creepy that they are collecting data about us without our knowledge nor consent. And having strangers then telling us private details about ourselves.

I wonder how they would react if we did this to them.

Damn it. We already have to deal with the Mormons and the JWs periodically bothering us. Now numerous evangelical churches will be doing it too? I wish they'd all just get lost and leave people alone.

Mormons have been doing this for a while, but not quite at the creepy level as this.

Good luck with that in our town lol. We recently passed a town wide ordinance against "door to door salesmen" which would cover this bullshit

Plus, my driveway is 100 yards long, and my dogs are very barky.