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[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The US Government did not say aliens exist. A former military officer said "nonhuman" biological material was in one of the craft they downed. That could mean someone put a monkey or a dog in a test vehicle, it could mean a bird flew into the thing.

Even if he was saying it's aliens, which he didn't, testifying to congress is not the same thing as the government itself claiming aliens exist. People claim all kinds of shit to congress, they are reporting to the government, not making statements on behalf of the government.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

It could also mean a pile of dog poop

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

Because they ain't confirmed shit

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (3 children)

No, they didn't. If they did it would be huge news.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I'm a huge UFO nerd but even I realize all this story is full of shit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The aliens are real and they look like little red astronauts with a single half reflective spherical visor and floating hands. They came to me and beamed me up into there spaceship. Afterwards one of the aliens was found dead and after that they ejected another out into space.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

hmmm... sus tale

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

truly they are real, and they walk around near us...wait, shit....

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

nothing new, theyve been investigating UFOs for a long time. heres some. the government itself hasnt specifically said aliens exist, but its kinda obvious from their documentation and history of handling these types of things.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

"the government" lol. It was like one guy who just said it with 0 evidence.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Big difference between some dudes testimony and hard irrifutable evidence. A few officials can say whatever they like. Until you get hard XCOM level evidence in front of a public hearing the government won't confirmed shit.

The real reason ayylmaos will never be confirmed until the hand is forced is that a huge majority of the global population ascribe to a religion absolutely incompatable with the existence of extraterrestrial life. Sentient non-human highly technological extraterrestrial life at that.

The moment it is confirmed there will 100% be mass panics by religious fundamentalist that space is inhabited by demons or whatever rationalization they pick to ensure their beliefs are still unquestioningly correct and the god given truth of 2000 year old scripture is maintained. In some areas like the USA bible belt or the middle east this will be devistating and cause actual long lasting damage to global society at large. Its a bottle of lightning all the space age nations of the world have deemed not worth opening for societal and economic stability. If these people really have the goods to back up their talk, they will be epstiened unless they take the upmost caution.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I don't understand why people think religious people will go bananas if aliens are confirmed. There will be unrest at the beginning, sure, and probably more than one dangerous alien based cult will rise. But most of the religious leaders will just adjust their narratives and try to retain as many followers as possible. And most followers will be eager to take explanations and not challenge their core beliefs. If I remember correctly, the Catholic church said they are not opposed to the idea of intelligent life and civilizations outside earth, so it seems like they are somehow prepared.

I think most religious leaders are smart enough not to rush to the "aliens are demons" conclusion, specially if they are proven not to be hostile (I assume they are not if the government are dealing with them).

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Why stop at religious people? Most people probably wouldn't be able to go back to their lives after discovering there's a whole new dimension of things out there and there's a possibility to travel and see very weird things.

So far we've sort of come to terms that we're alone in the universe and the great void is unexplorable. But what if it isn't? Wouldn't everyone just want to go out and do some Firefly-grade shit? How would one just go back to performing risk assessments for insurance companies after learning that?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Hmmm, I'd argue the idea of God is anything but 'terrestrial', maybe even bordering on 'extra-terrestrial'?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

"The goverment" of what? USA is not the entire world.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

The US government has near zero credibility. I dgaf what they say wrt aliens.

It may just be a distraction but could be a psyop by the cia for some convoluted reason.

They do seem to be earnestly playing the alien card right now and aren't letting it up.

That tells me that there will be escalation on this with some end goal in mind. And it will likely be another pain in the ass like their last one.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Because it is all fucking bullshit

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

The reason why I personally don't care is because the USA has a history of conferming the existence of aliens when someone sees something they shouldn't have

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

All they have confirmed is the Henry Kissinger shit about how they're going to get us to pay for orbital weaponry by beating that drum.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

No, you did not

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I care! Or at least I'm interested... What happened?

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago

Fuck all, just more rumors and innuendo from some jackass that won't back it up

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Whole thing to me feels like some kind of PsyOp or Propaganda thing to hide US testing new weapons/ aircraft etc

Who tf knows though.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

If aliens visited earth the government (US or otherwise) wouldn't be able to hide it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can we please keep all of the alien nonsense off of lemmy? I don't need conspiracy theories on my favorite platform. Even though aliens are the OG conspiracy theories and Mulder made them look real cool.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago

The fun conspiracy theories like aliens and flat earth are a bit fun sometimes. No need to be so grumpy.