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[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

conflicted whether to downvote because of the heinous nature of the text or upvote because of how perfectly hilarious this is as a comedyheaven post.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"conflicted between downvote or downvote". What

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

oops, fixed lol. i have some of what you might call “that thousand cock stare” in me

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

I see, I have a thousand cock in me too

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Thousand cock state would be a fun band name.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

looks like an anime attack

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Forgive me, senpai

🍆💯💯👁️👁️

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

God forbid a woman give any indication of knowing what she wants or being disinterested in your shit. Literally the difference between "you know where the party is?" and "I already know about that one, why should I go at all, let alone with you?"/"what do you bring to the table?"

See? Projecting and making assumptions is too easy! We should all take up other hobbies.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Has this guy never heard of makeup?