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One Hundred Billion Dollars Should Be Named "a bezos" (reddthat.com)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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So from now on instead of having governments stalling public works projects by saying "that will cost 115 billion dollars" they should be required to say that will cost 1.15 bezos.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

That's only crazy because it glorifies a giant asshole.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Why would you name it after that asshole? I mean, every billionaire is an asshole, but Rockefeller or Ford would at least have been (arguably) first.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

They weren't first to 100 billion though, which is the unit which is being proposed here. It looks like Gates was actually first to this reach this level, and so I would argue that 10^11 dollars should be called a "Gates". 10^9 dollars could be a "Rockefeller". Who was first to 10^(10)?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

No, a "bezos" is that feeling when you really have to urinate, but you can't because your employer will penalize you.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

How about "a revolution".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

So, about 2.4 millihitlers.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I think we found Jeff's lemAlt