this post was submitted on 09 Aug 2023
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[–] [email protected] 84 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Is it because female body types in this game are smaller than males but the penis size remains the same, so they only appear larger?

[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

on the feminine body models they get measured in girl inches

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Yes. A fat person penis will look smaller despite being the same size as another who is normal.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Or is it because the devs are (secretly?) huge fans of futa?

[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lol can't handle the tiefling barbarian Futa cock, huh? Pathetic.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Whoa. I thought you just described my lady, but she’s a futa Tiefling Druid.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago

I hate that I can't tell if this is a real headline.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 year ago

Republicans always roll 1 on perception checks.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago

It's genuinely hilarious that I wasn't sure if this was a real headline or not. It really does seem like the type of shit they'd write

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can't play this game soon enough.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

It's really good.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

TIL you can hang dong in Baldur's Gate 3.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

There's 5 different types of dong to hang

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

To be fair, there are only two female genital options in BG3. Both called "vulva", and the only difference is one has public hair while the other does not. If it were even remotely "woke", not only would the options be more than "innies", but they'd be more representative of realistic variance. /my2¢

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I honestly wish game devs would put their effort somewhere else. I hardly ever see my character naked. Having genital options just feels like a sales gimmick for teenagers

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Hey game dev, hope you're okay missing your son's first steps coz we're busy crunching out those vulva options for our fantasy rpg.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

Baldurs Gate, you had my curiosity ... but now you have my attention.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

DailyMail get don't mad about optional shit in a video game challenge (IMPOSSIBLE). Seriously, I turned the nudity off. Its one of the first things it asks you about.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The image appears to be faked using Daily Mail's actual review of the game.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Foiled again, nobody is immune to propoganda. Thank you, insightful lemming for stemming the tide of disinformation.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Respectfully, this is a circlejerk community.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

No need to worry, I ensured I was jerking the nearest geometric shape when I commented.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

What?! I just wanted to have sex with a bear, and now I find out abouy depravity like this?!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

DeathSantis bans Baldur’s Gate 3 in Florida

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This reads like a parody article.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

The headline is made up, but it's impossible to tell whether it's a joke or designed to manufacture outrage.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

If you've messed around with Skyrim, uh, mods, you'll know that these sizes bug out all the time. Probably less about being woke and more "I put 5 as a value for penis size, but 5 means different things in the male and female models"

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

”””””reportedly“““““

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

How and why did someone even figure this out?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

I guarantee they were “thinking of the children” while fondling their character’s options.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It has been well known for a while that BG allows modification to genitalia. It isn't woke bashing enough to say, BG allows someone to make a trans character. Their base doesn't give a fuck about someone playing a computer game but add in the extra feminist shtick about larger penis size and boy howdy, that's some wedge issue cultural war bullshit to flog clicks.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's some wedge issue culture war bullshit that'll ultimately help sell more copies of Baldur's Gate.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think it's awesome that we can create characters from marginalized people in current society, when people get used to something it becomes normal and accepted. It's a good thing, not some wedge issue. We need to be more accepting of people that do nothing but be themselves as long as it's not trying to push down others.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Speaking only for myself, I made sure to look at all the races naked when creating my character.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Does the Dragonborn have an option for a cloaca?

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I literally see comments in steam discussions about random games with the title "is this game woke?"

Fucking propaganda man... It's so annoying.

Tell me you're a brainwashed Reich wing media consumer without telling me you're a brainwashed Reich wing media consumer. I just roll my eyes and move on.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Seriously. And they have the gall to call US the snowflakes. Choke on my half-orc girl cock, losers.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Balldong's gate, changing the male ego since 2023

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Damn women be having fat cocks fr.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Larger in size or larger in number of options?

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