No more floppy dicks. Only hard dicks from now on.

Looks like he was a government employee

I will believe it when I see it. This asshole is always behind in polls but somehow manages to pull +5 to +10 advantage at the last moment. Do not believe in any of these “news”

Lettuce pray for her

They’re just covering all the bases

They play fortunate son at Trump rallies without a shred of irony

Not if trump appointed Supreme Court says FTC can’t enforce that shit

This is what they mean when they talk about making America great again

That’s fair enough

So you’re saying all these swimwear change their shape depending on whether you’re in a lake or pool. That’s so cool!

You don’t say

As if dumb people will read once we simplify the language