I'll choose 3, 5, and 7.
2, 3, 9
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Let's see...
- Water is my favourite drink - check
- I don't sleep - check
- I'm a master pizza chef - check...a bit
- Don't you touch my hairyness!
Sooo, here's my choice:
- talk with cats
- ears and tail
- 20 dollars
yellow, black, and green
Pizza cats sleep
I can already talk with cats, they don't answer tho
All these dumb gimmicks then a no sleep pill lol I know my choice
Black, blue, and either red or brown. Maybe red higher. Pink I already have.
Water tastes like Mt Dew to you? Neat.
Can I take the 20 dollars three times?
Pink Brown and Black. No question
Pink blue black easily
That middle row looks perfect.
3, 5, and 9. I don't want to switch back to oral estrogen, injections are working much better for me.
Two times green and one black please
1 3 9, water is already my favourite drink :p
You want hairless ears and tail? I don't think those two pills should go together.
Would probably be like a sphinx cat or those hairless dogs.
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5, 7, 9 (blue, pink, black)
This is an excellent one, BTW, because I think "obviously," and then read other people's and think "wtf? Really??"
5, 7, and 9 would be my choices if I wasn't married. I guess I would probably still pick 7, just so I can be confident my wife likes the way I look.
The issue isn't that people I find attractive find me attractive, the issue is my personality.
Anyway. I'd like to talk with cats and hear them adorably insult me the whole time.
1, 8, 9, for show
3x purple. They probably stack and will earn me world wide renown and fame.
These all seem like a monkey's paw situation
Honestly, cyan, blue and black combined seems like superpowers. Lemme explain:
Most important is not needing sleep, which gets you access to $20, leaves you time to become a master pizza chef and frees your schedule to get rid of those pesky hairs, and when you're done, you can just make yourself your favourite drink. Having access to estrogen solves all kinds of problems, and the main issue left over is finding love, with which the blue pill can surely help.
The only thing you'd be missing out on is the ears and tail and talking to cats. Which is actually kinda big to miss out on... yeah screw the rules, I'm taking all of them!