It's honestly fucking terrifying. If I'm unfortunate enough to run into a cop when they're in the mood for a power trip, I could end up getting raped regularly, potentially to death.

If I ever have the slightest inclination I might get sent to prison I will do everything in my power to kill myself before that happens.

Eye doctor: I've fought mud crabs more fearsome than you!

Honestly, if any game could make good use of generative AI it'd be wario ware.

I don't know how anyone can hear a single sentence out of Trump's mouth and think he's cognitively in tact.

Damn, I'm a bottom why did no one let me in on the conspiracy?

None. If cared about "what's necessary for the country" he would've stepped aside for better candidates in 2020.

Bisexual

There is no realizing that you'll turn out trans, because by realizing that you are realizing that you are trans.

There are so many more eyecatching things wrong with Trump, so his age never gets brought up. Biden mostly just has his age and the Israel situation, so those are the two things you hear about the most.

My response, when my mom showed my first partner naked baby pictures was to nudge my partner and say "don't worry, I'll send you some more recent ones.

My mom super didn't appreciate the joke, but she never pulled out baby pictures for future partners.

Or maybe he's just 17. Like, sure lots of people are fucking by then, but maybe he wants to do it with someone he's emotionally attached to, and hasn't found someone he's compatible with and mutually interested in.

Or maybe just ace.

Like, it's not like it's weird to not have had sex before 17. When I was 17 I was very much bisexual (still am), but I wouldn't have fucked someone that my friends just payed to fuck me.

Your whole carpet for $99

But the signs are out of order