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submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 47 points 3 months ago

I exclusively microwave everything in plastic, because I just want it all to end.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

There definitely are better ways of ending it 😅

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Yeah, but are there tastier ways of ending it?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

One of my ex's was depressed and wanted to end it all....so she picked up smoking, not heavily, like a pack a week, so....playing the long game and all that.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The public health authorities never mention the main reason many Americans have for smoking heavily, which is that smoking is a fairly sure, fairly honorable form of suicide.

-Kurt Vonnegut

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

It can't look too suspicious, or else insurance won't pay out.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Microwaving TNT

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Do the world a favour and take out a ceo with you.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

Don't tell me how to live my life, Kyle. You'll never be my real dad!

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Such a hassle to remove the frozen burrito from a wrapper to microwave… 😩

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Doesn't have the same chew without the wrapper tbh

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

For the love of god stop putting food in contact with plastic, stop using plastic in food processing machinery, stop pork and other garbage feeding, stop replacing copper pipes with plastic tubes in homes, stop using plasic to make fabrics, stop using plastic to make tires, stop...

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

But the metal always lights up the whole kitchen.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

How else am I going to get my daily allowance of vitamin P?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I stopped doing this a long, long time ago. It's one of the reasons that microwave dinners are a no-go for me, and why my leftover food storage is mostly glass.

I honestly thought everyone else could smell and taste the hot plastic, and just knew this was a bad idea?

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