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[-] [email protected] 129 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It wouldn't work; Tekken doesn't support throwable items, which are an essential part of any legitimate Waffle House fight.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago

Damn, you're so right you changed my answer

[-] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago

So what you're saying is that Waffle House needs to be a Super Smash Bros stage?

[-] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

You pick your character and then you have to pick two other characters to hold yours back for a few seconds while everyone shouts abuse before the fight actually starts.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Also there’s only one line in a Waffle House

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Not in the back there isn't

[-] [email protected] 78 points 3 months ago

That would be fun actually. But only if there was a horrible world ending storm outside. Cuz that's what they're known for staying open in.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

Yeah, you'd need to be able to see Fallen Destiny in the background.

[-] [email protected] 38 points 3 months ago

This is the first I’m hearing of it, but I think it’s a fantastic idea.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 3 months ago

They should call it the "Waffle Hovel" to skirt copyright.

[-] [email protected] 38 points 3 months ago

Nah, ask them if they can use it for free. If the WH people have half a brain they would licence the logo to them because atleast once a day someone somewhere would be playing Tekken and go "I could really go some hashbrowns"

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Le waffel haus.

[-] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

as someone whose job takes him on the roads late into the night there is always Waffle House open

have not played Tekken in a hot minute but having Waffle House as a stage would definitely persuade me to start playing it again

[-] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago

It would be the most realistic fighting stage.

[-] therealjcdenton 30 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

You don't understand, we don't want one, we NEED a Waffle House stage in Tekken 8, it's as simple as that

[-] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago

Seriously thought this was going to be theonion.

Subscribing to both coms is like a Russian roulette.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

World star hip hop is why

[-] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

holy shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Because it’s something all Americans can agree on

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Only Americans will understand this joke.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

I'm from Finland and I got the joke. I was like "Ooooh, it's like that hot dog stand in Helsinki".

(Drunkards punching each other all night. World famous. 'Cause it inspired a footnote in some Discworld novel, I think.)

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago
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