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submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

I solve that by not having friends.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

The real friends are the poops we took along the way.

[-] altima_neo 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Why do they call it "taking a shit" and not "leaving a shit", anyway?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

You sure they don't just ditch you and forget to call you next time?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I literally did this at a wedding

[-] altima_neo 4 points 3 months ago

Were you the one getting married?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Why does it take you so long to make a manly manure?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Just cause you shid your pants everytime you go out with the guys, you're the poo guy. SMH!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Just go in a fast food bag and we'll light that shit on fire and leave it on someone's doorstep.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

True friends poop together. Friends who poop together stay together forever

this post was submitted on 02 Apr 2024
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