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i like yankee most, becase it can be shortened to yank as in 'yanking your chain' and also because it makes canadians (north montana w/extra French) mad if you call them that

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Yank is great because you can call them yankkks if they say something especially honky

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

'Yank' all day long. It's short, easy to spell, and gets around the misconception that America=USA

I've heard many proud Guatemalans etc. say "I am American" (because they are). I love that shit.

I named a whole comm after it: [email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I say burgerlander or burgeroid, but yank works and has that hard "k" at the end that can deliver visceral disdain.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Heavens to Burgeroid

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Estadounidense because using ~~spanish~~ mexican will trigger all the right people.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

This one is good because

  1. Assuming the Anglicized pronunciation is /ɪˌstɑdoʊnɪˈdɛnseɪ/ then we finally have a rhyme for sensei and the fewer words lack rhymes the better.
  2. It can be shortened to just 'Dense which is funny because it looks like dense
[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

I prefer Yanqui

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

yeah it's a picture of the north american subcontinent so sue me the canal is a great place to draw the line and im trying to deliniate pajoratives for anglophonic NorAm (w/xtra Frank) and latin NorAm

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

This is confusing as fuck.

Are you asking about the country or the continent?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

I use 'Usan' a little bit, but not totally satisfied with it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

I also like Amerikkkan