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These guys were big in the 2000s: What would something like this even look like in a post-Trump/MAGA America? in c/[email protected]
[-] [email protected] 24 points 11 hours ago

Larry the Cable Guy is also a persona. His real name is Daniel Lawrence Whitney and he majored in drama and speech in college.

Good evening, good sir. We have a special for those who’ve won the internet today. A main dish of narwhal steak with a side of bacon, and for dessert, nutella cookie served by Emma Watson. in c/[email protected]
[-] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago

Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed.

Random thoughts and memories that live rent free in your head? in c/[email protected]
[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

Large adult cracker

Here's a post I've unlocked from my pateron in c/[email protected]
[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

It's always sub for more content, why is it never dom for more content?

Here's how Bernie still won in c/[email protected]
[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Marxist-Warrenist

yo what the fuck i didn't know owls could do this in c/[email protected]
[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

Water owl

Biden's poor debate performance was because of lag, and a crappy map. in c/[email protected]
[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Not his fault the game was glitched

Tuesday night visual cuisine Sopranos S3e13 finale and Withnail & I 9 pm est in c/[email protected]
What's the chapo view on totinos peppironi pizza rolls? in c/[email protected]
[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

I was thinking of the chapo hot couch guy segment where they joked about how hot couch guys love to cook meat in the microwave

I agree though, microwave is the inferior method for cooking pizza rolls. Air fryer gang for life

Buffalo Wild Wings blocks Hexbear in c/[email protected]
I'm not racist, I'm just Adolf Hitler in c/[email protected]
[-] [email protected] 23 points 5 days ago

People who brag about how "logical" they are are the most emotional people in the world.

What's the chapo view on totinos peppironi pizza rolls? in c/[email protected]
[-] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

Microwaved to perfection

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Hell yeah it's thunderstorm time (hexbear.net)
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I love thunderstorms comfy

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O.J. Simpson Allowed To Remain Living After Coffin Doesn’t Fit (www.theonion.com)
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We have the best taglines, folks (hexbear.net)
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Trump Releases ‘God Bless The USA’ Quran (www.theonion.com)
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inshallah

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My body is a machine that inputs beans and outputs farts (hexbear.net)
submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Bottom text

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lmao (hexbear.net)
submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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https://lemmygrad.ml/comment/3893965

07 To our lemmygrad comrades for the quality dunking on this lib

ChatGPT ass answer lol

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Wendy's already walking back their surge pricing comments. They were testing the waters. (www.npr.org)
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omg me (hexbear.net)
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This video goes so hard that the Onion pulled it from their website (www.youtube.com)
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(CW: transphobia) Blahaj user accuses Hexbear of pretending to be trans for the purpose of ragebaiting (hexbear.net)
submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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https://programming.dev/comment/6314140

Also accuses us of getting "offended at anyone, for any reason." Literally indistinguishable from a chud.

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:coomer: (hexbear.net)
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Keywords:(wojak)

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Dude got fired for being the coolest motherfucker in the district. Unreal. (www.dailycardinal.com)
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During a Sept. 7 interview with UW-La Crosse student newspaper The Racquet Press, Gow told the publication he was looking forward to supporting his wife, Carmen Wilson, as “she creates a cookbook and instructional videos titled 'Cooking with Carmen.'”

The couple has posted nine videos on their Youtube channel Sexy Healthy Couple — described as “a plant-powered couple [making] delicious vegan food with top adult stars,” per a channel description — with the first posted on Dec. 9, 2023, as first reported by the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel. The videos feature Gow and Wilson making recipes alongside adult film entertainers and small segments of suggestive material.

The channel’s Twitter account advertises “fully explicit scenes” on their OnlyFans account.

In one video, Gow shows a book entitled “Monogamy with Benefits: How Porn Enriches Our Relationship,” which he says he wrote with Wilson. The book is listed under pen names Geri and Jay Hart, which are described on Amazon as “pen names of a married woman and man who serve in executive positions at two well-known organizations in the U.S.”

That's it. That is literally what they fired him over.

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