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[–] [email protected] 43 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I know that triangle because of Dwarf Fortress

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Dig dig dig

[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

For the people who have trouble reading this chart, I skillfully tried to draw how to read it.

https://fedia.io/media/6f/2c/6f2cffd115c4699b72589a753ebd618a0b818eeb53c28300cc808e69a945786d.jpg

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

if yous illiterate yeh, ows you earin en? euh?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If I print this off and put it up in the Earth science department, will it start a war?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

Probably not. I've seen this chart in multiple geotech companies. It probably gets pointed at a lot when another contractor goes "but this is obviously sand!"

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I'm a Sandy Loam truther.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago (3 children)

How the hell am I supposed to read this chart? I picked a spot and got a total of 140%, that's too much soil!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The lines to follow are the ones at the angle that the little arrow points. Which is 'down and to the right' from each side if you put that side on top

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Ternary plots (aka Triangle plots) have three axes rotated and layered on top of each other. So when you get a point like this:

You read it as 50% of the way up the clay direction:

30% of the way up the sand direction:

20% of the way up the silt direction:

So it is 50% clay, 30% sand, and 20% silt.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

You're the greatest

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

pick a junction, follow the line to the left, the top right one and the bottom right one

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Who is Sandy Loam, and why can't I reach her?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

You need longer arms.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Somehow I'm bothered that Sandy Clay Loam and Silty Clay Loam are both a thing, but Loam is already the "Silty Sandy Low-Clay Loam" and a the middle-most area is "Clay Loam" instead of pure loam. WHY IS CLAY'S POWER SO GREAT!?

Is this what keeps the soil kingdoms in balance? The two rivals, silt and sand, locked in eternal hatred and yet forced to cooperate to maintain balance against the all consuming Clay Empire?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Areas with loam touch all three sides. So... Some kind of loam exists without sand, some without clay and some without silt. I am not a soil scientist but I'd guess that any substance that contains neither is a kind of loam.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I need a diagram about how to read that chart.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

print it, get a shovel, go dig in dirt.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

Not a gardener huh?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

I love it when you talk dirty to me

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (2 children)

It's confusing that Sandy Loam and Loamy Sand are two distinctly different things.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Dirty water vs. watery dirt.

One is dirty water, the other we'd probably call mud.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

To me, the difference is that one is mostly loam with a bit of sand and the other is mostly sand with a bit of loam.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Man I've gone my whole career without ever dealing with this BS. We use USCS. One time my boss had to deal with it because of some permitting shenanigans with an agency (USDA?) and he said it was stupid.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It makes more sense if you use it as intended. It's designed to be a simple way for farmers/gardeners to classify the basic soil composition by particle size.

Take a cup of dirt, put it in a mason jar, fill it full of water, put a lid on tight and shake the hell out of it. Come back in 3-4 days and measure the layers.

This comes in helpful in applying pesticides and basic water management. It's pretty much pointless for anything else.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

I'm going to try this with some dirt and see if I can identify what the dirt is made of that easily or not.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Wait is dirt triangle a lie?

[–] [email protected] -2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Why does dirt triangle add up to >100% at all points

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

Because you need the follow the arrow directions and not just pick them randomly

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Cause you're bad at reading charts

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Who the hell is Sandy Loam?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Me playing Dwarf Fortress:

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

What's cool is that I have no idea what the fuck that graphic means, but it's still hilarious because the arcane nature of it makes sense in context.

That is good memeing

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I can't ever see that chart without thinking of Dwarf Fortress.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Is loam normal dirt?