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[–] [email protected] 59 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 41 points 4 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"I am, baby"

Not that hard to understand, she was typing and probably driving home really fuckin fast. At least I would be.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I didn't realize I was in the Serious Heaven community

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Just pointing it out because I see the same comment every time this is posted.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It’s an autocorrect of a one hand frantic typing “I’m on my way”

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I'm curious as to how you know this

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I just looked at my keyboard and it made sense, then I tried typing both with one hand on my phone without looking and they were similar motions.

Idk, I logicked it.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That sort of nonsense has NO place on the internet, buddy. I need you to either source that from a shady website or invent your own credentials on the spot.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Don't worry. I have a doctorate in metaphysics that I bought for $20 and I approve his message.

Yours truly,

Dr.AES

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Is your numberplate AESMAN?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

It's actually Rijndael

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

They're baby

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

I didn't look close enough and thought that said "I'm busy"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Yeah, should've been "hear"

[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago

"Mom the home invader is coming upstairs to kill me"

"👍"