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So you’re saying if I fuck the same way Fremen walk the desert, they can’t track my car sex…

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

It’s the triple lunar eclipse

But really all the budget went to the animatronics back then. Very little for the writers or casting.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Holy fuck his radioactive body is buried in a lead-lined coffin!? What if Superman needs to check if he’s revived as a mutant zombie?

[-] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago

IT’S NOT TOO LATE

HERE’S HOW BERNIE CAN STILL WIN THE 2016 ELECTION:

[-] [email protected] 52 points 4 days ago

Hot dog and ketchup is weird then I don’t want to be normal

[-] [email protected] 35 points 6 days ago

no read ಠ_ಠ

only trans god junk ಠ_ಠ

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago

I, too, crave sauce without borders

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

The problem with these charts is that it all varies so much from person to person. I would put the entirety of the waist to the back of the knees as red. Nothing sucked to me as much as the back of the thighs and butt.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Don’t ask why I didn’t come to OJ’s funeral

It is because I already did

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Maybe but Jesus Crisp it’s hot outside

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Low butt-crack syndrome affects millions of people, it is nothing to laugh at. We’re tired of our butts being the butt of every joke!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

It was a dude named Morflak. Straight up ran in there with a bomb and a torch. I wasn’t there but my grandfather was. Almost lost Helms Deep that day

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