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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

fuck yeah, spread it

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago (2 children)

wait, we’re bringing Riley memes back?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

My mother told me to never kiss a fool!

Karl…

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Wait I’ve been saying bola-taro this while time

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

Fuck, did anyone have “beltbuckle-shamed from 7th century anglo-saxons” on their ‘24 bingo card?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

I need to touch grass. Sometimes my eyes earn me a bonk

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Jeb. Yer hog. Smells like lovin’… now either you do the right thang, or I gots to call the authorities on yer pleasure piggy.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

what a freaky weirdo response ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Ah, the world of the present, yesterday…

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago

THIS BETTER NOT BE A DREAM SEQUENCE

Brazilian or otherwise…

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

ANIMAL REGULARITY DETECTED

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The intro went so hard

 

On a little vacay in Istanbul. This cat came to hang out at a restaurant down the street. He pawed my thigh, I thought he was gonna jump on me to ask me for pets and food, but I had no food left. I told him “sorry buddy I’m outta food.” Turns out he knew & was just pawing my thigh to move it so he could leave and find his next target.

I’ve seen people give full meals to this cat, he’s well fed.

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