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[-] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago

"YO BABY, YOU EVER HAD YOUR ASSHOLE LICKED BY A FAT MAN IN AN OVERCOAT?"

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

One of the most brilliant lines in any film. Hilarious delivery.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago

For anybody not getting this, there was a 4.5 earthquake in NJ today. Earthquakes strong enough to notice are pretty rare in NJ.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I was originally born in San Jose and experienced earthquakes a lot in the first few years of my existence, including the big one in '89. I moved into the central valley when I was 5 and only ever experienced a single earthquake there in my 20's.

A friend who lived in that town his whole life and never been in an earthquake was over at my house and noticed it before I did. He was like "whoa wtf is that?" And right as I was about to say "what was what" the house started shaking and I was like "Oh shit. It's an earthquake."

I just stayed in my bed because it was a little baby quake but my friend jumped out of his seat, fell over and scrambled to the door frame while I just laughed because it was really nothing and over before he even reached the door, which was only 3 feet away.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago
[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

New jersey? Did someone get a new woolly jumper?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Earthquake ๐Ÿ˜

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I apparently slept through it.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

It was a 4, so no one is going to fault you for that.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I just want to say I appreciate what you did

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