[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

Inevitably what happens after 5 years is that someone reports that the app doesn’t work well with a newer version of iOS or Android, and the person that led the engineering on it is gone, because much of your engineering org has turned over after 5 years.

Then a new person jumps into the old project, finds out that it’s had 1 active user last year, then they question why they have to spend a week bug fixing something for one end user.

[-] [email protected] 37 points 1 day ago

You’re not fooling me, birds. I know a bird account when I see it.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Ok, but what about daily or monthly active users?

I have an account, but I peaced out after my first experience was mostly Wendy’s ads.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

They actually keep you at your desk and make you pee in vitamin water bottles so you can get more screen time in.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

A 100,000 person response rate for a snap poll is basically impossible. Not enough people say yes to taking political polls. Most polling is done with 1000-1500, and if you want higher response rates, you have to look at aggregators like 538.

[-] [email protected] 102 points 2 days ago

Ironic that the comedian constantly bitching about sexual and gender identity has the same name.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

It’s your one year anniversary. Happy bean day.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Yeah, I don’t know about that. Enterprise stuff they do with team, fig jam, and dev mode is pretty shady. They bate businesses with “free” features for a year, you can’t opt out of them, employees adopt them, then Figma starts charging once they’ve got their claws into you.

Figma’s enterprise tactics are some of the shadiest things I’ve ever seen from a vendor that I pay.

But, they have silly stickers in Fig Jam, so people like them.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago

They never got that Adobe “fuck it” money, and Apple has lawyers for days.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 4 days ago

As the article indicates, it’s catering to the crowd that wants a packed bar fully of people infatuated with whatever is trending in pop culture.

Lemmy’s user base of bean loving software engineers is not that crowd.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 4 days ago

I don’t know about nobody. Did you see what “one horny user” wrote?

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Still no Public Beta yet. Developers only.

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One survey, from the Orlando Health Cancer Institute, found that 1 in 7 American adults under age 35 believe using sunscreen daily is more harmful than direct sun exposure.

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