Diarrhea: Soupy Poopy.
this post was submitted on 11 Aug 2023
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Gas: Pooty Booty
I literally started chuckling alone in my parked car.
Should I add parked car ? Not browsing while driving 💥 🚗
Good. no scrolly wheely
"Maybe baby" definitely needs to be a thing.
It actually is, at least in Germany you can buy pregnany tests of a brand called "Maybe-baby".
Does it also rhyme in German?
These aren't actually German words. It's just an anglicism for a proper noun. So yes, it does rhyme in German, but only because it's pronounced the English way.
bites tongue
I GOTTA BE 'WELL ACTUALLY GUY'. I can't help it.
A defib would actually be the Hearty Less Retardy.
Edit: And if that offends you, sorry. But it's literally accurate.
Instead of pedant maybe we can say (and I don't actually mean this as an insult)... picky pricky?
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Cats would be furry purries.
Uno, dos, meow, meow, tres, cuatro!
Pretty little kitty chased a thing she saw.
Had a pouch of catnip and a feather boa
Furry purry, furry purry.
Traffic circles are "Twirly Whirlies"
To non-Americans they’re already “roundabouts”, which is close enough already really
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I had to really laugh at "screamy dreamy"
All I can see is Law and Order.
Chung-Chung!
Dungie Chungie?
I knew I couldn't be the only one who noticed the type face.
This is actually a common pattern in urdu, though not for names.
Like "chai" means tea so :
- "chai shai" = tea and related stuff
- "khana wana" = food and related stuff
- "paisay waisay" = money and related stuff
etc.
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Where is that greentext when you need it?
With the british naming things?
I will be calling bumble bees fuzzy buzzys from now on. Thanks!
Although a group of hippos is a 'bloat', hippos don't float. Surely a floatie bloatie is a life vest!
Lenny: Edit Reddit
I'm actually ok with all of them.
What I took away from this is that we urgently need to find the person in question and let them name everything. Alternatively the person who came up with the names in the post.
feetie heatie actually sounds good
It comes from WWII soldier slang, so it's more like if US soldiers named everything.
Seeing this meme always remind me that they decided to translate "walkie talkie" in French to "talkie walkie"... I mean... Why?
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And if he named Teletubbies, we'd have...
breasty - resty 💀
The sub's name just clicked for me. Lemme shitpost! Hah, that's brilliant
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These look doubleplusgood to me!
Blindy brighty - sun
CRT displays: screenbox funbox
Toilet paper: whitey wipey
Doors: squeaky creaky
Chips: crispy crunchy (applies to fries too, known in the UK as chips)
Mirrors: lookie selfie
Suction cups: sucky pucky
Cellular telephones: call yer matey
Canada: super sorry
Football (this one: ⚽️): score and bore
Eurovision: singy country
Trash bin: isn't needn't
Needles: kneady needy
Nintendo DS: double trouble
Computer mice: pointy clicky
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