Lots of great suggestions here, but if you've never played the original Super Mario Bros, Super Mario Bros 3, and Super Mario World, you should. There is a reason they're considered classics and everybody should experience Mario's roots. My 8 year old plays them every so often and he keeps progressing.
SMB 2 is a good game as well, but it's quite different from the others. It is the origin of a few series staples, though.
On the delete key!
I prefer to hang out with my wang out.
No, you're thinking of McDowell's from 1988's Coming to America.
Ahh, mammatus gigantus clouds.
I think it should be legal and regulated. It's a service that people want and others are willing to fill. We just need laws to protect all parties, particularly the workers.
"Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn't selling fucking legal?" -George Carlin
Dude, at least tie some boats together in a line. I'd accept that as a train.
That's a cooked crab. The restaurant is threatening you to get out of London, or you'll be boiled alive.
Got Astroneer on Steam Summer Sale. Super fun so far!
Brunswick is the capital of Maine? Who knew?
Google is clearly trying to confuse MAGAs and get them to vote for President Donald Duck.
The Mask is sssssmokin'!