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I made this shitty meme myself!

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 36 points 4 months ago

Clooney has the perkiest nipples, so factor that into your equation.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago

Definitely Bale. Oh the memes...

[does the voice]
"Swear to me!"

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Who the fuck is “Kilmar”?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Should be spelled "Kilmer".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Same with with "Pattison", he forgot the n before -son

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

It's Val Kilmer's superhero name. His super villain name is "Kill more".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

West 'cause I don't take myself too seriously

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

Kevin Conroy. The rest isn't even close.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

My philosophy on life is that some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

It's been a long time since I've seen some of those, but my order:

Bale = West (serious vs. funny, both legends don't make me choose) > Pattison > Affleck > Keaton > Kilmer > Clooney

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

“Some days, you just can’t get rid of a bomb!”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Exactly how I would've sorted them. Have my upvote.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

You know what? You're absolutely right.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

Conroy. Definitely Conroy.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

All batmans are valid. All batmans are loved.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Hey fellow old person. How's the midlife crisis shaping up?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

It's great! I hate everyone and everything, and myself the most!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Can i select two? Because yeah, Keaton, but Adam West is for everybody

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

I really enjoy... everything about Pattison's batman and The Batman itself - looking forward to the sequel.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

is he stupid

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Headcanon: "Adam West" is the only real batman. He retired to Quohog and all the others are paid by Alfred to keep the gotham criminals afraid of coming back after Bruces tbi during his final day in the batsuit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

You forgot someone

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Is this one of those trolly rage-react memes where you intentionally misspell Kilmer, Affleck, and Pattinson to drive engagement?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

No, one of those memes where OP can't spell worth shit, and doesn't care enough to check

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Fair. I expect malicious intent on other social media platforms, but not so much on fedi.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Bale for sure. My brain classes him as the "real" Batman.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Arkham Batman. Or the lego Batman.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Lewis Wilson

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Pure, West.