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[–] [email protected] 85 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Ha. Cause there's no getter. I get it. I think?

[–] [email protected] 67 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I get it.

No you don’t; there’s no getter.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You don't get the context of this joke

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

var context = getContext();

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

var context = RuntimeSingletonFactory.getCurrentFactory().getCurrentRuntimeSingleton().getContext()

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It’s also an inside Joke

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

And the Joker gets it, but you don’t.

[–] [email protected] 69 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Upon reflection, I do get the joke now.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

This one gets it

[–] [email protected] 47 points 4 months ago

They don't call me AbstractJokerAdapterFactoryProxy for nothin'

[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Where are your gods now?

public static Joke getTheJoke(Meme yourMeme) {
  Field jokeField = Meme.class.getDeclaredField("joke");
  jokeField.setAccessible(true);
  return (Joke) jokeField.get(yourMeme);
}
[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (5 children)

Is it Java? It looked like ~~Microsoft Java~~ C# to me...

    public static void Main(string[] args)
    {
        var meme = new Meme();
        var joke = GetTheJoke(meme);
    }
    
    public static Joke GetTheJoke(Meme theMeme)
    {
        var memeType = typeof(Meme);
        var jokeField = memeType.GetField("Joke", BindingFlags.NonPublic | BindingFlags.Instance);
        return (Joke)jokeField.GetValue(theMeme);
    }
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

There isn't an unnecessary level of capitalization; seems to be regular Java with Allman braces.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Frankly it's been a while since I wrote either one. I just assumed Java because of the naming convention, and I didn't see anything I took as obviously un-Java in the class definition

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Because C# is a Java clone

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If you have to cast your joke it isn't funny?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Could just change it to public static Object GetTheJoke, no?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 months ago

public Joke Joke { private get; set; }

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (2 children)

i hate this programming pattern with a passion.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

So what is a better paradigm in your opinion?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

immutable objects, i like functional programming

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Immutable members. Set in constructor then read only. The Builder pattern is acceptable if you're language is an obstacle.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

found the functional programming purist

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

So do you create new objects every time you need to change state?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You avoid having mutable state as much as possible. This is a pretty standard concept these days.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Can you please give me an example - let's say I have a big list of numbers and I need to find how many times each number is there.

I would expect a mutable dictionary/map and a single pass through. How would you do that without mutable datastructure?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Very standard use case for a fold or reduce function with an immutable Map as the accumulator

val ints = List(1, 2, 2, 3, 3, 3)
val sum = ints.foldLeft(0)(_ + _) // 14
val counts = ints.foldLeft(Map.empty[Int, Int])((c, x) => {
  c.updated(x , c.getOrElse(x, 0) + 1)
})

foldLeft is a classic higher order function. Every functional programming language will have this plus multiple variants of it in their standard library. Newer non-functional programing languages will have it too. Writing implementations of foldLeft and foldRight is standard for learning recursive functions.

The lambda is applied to the initial value (0 or Map.empty[Int, Int]) and the first item in the list. The return type of the lambda must be the same type as the initial value. It then repeats the processes on the second value in the list, but using the previous result, and so on until theres no more items.

In the example above, c will change like you'd expect a mutable solution would but its a new Map each time. This might sound inefficient but its not really. Because each Map is immutable it can be optimized to share memory of the past Maps it was constructed from. Thats something you absolutely cannot do if your structures are mutable.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

So you have memory space which is reused... Which essentially makes it a mutable memory structure, where you update or add with new data keys... No?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

No. Persistent Data Structures are not mutable. The memory space of an older version is not rewritten, it is referenced by the newer version as a part of its definition. ie via composition. It can only safely do this if the data it references is guaranteed to not change.

x = 2 :: 1 :: Nil -- [2, 1]
y = 3 :: x -- [3, 2, 1]

In this example both x and y are single linked lists. y is a node with value 3 and a pointer to x. If x was mutable then changing x would change y. That's bad™ so its not allowed.

If you want to learn more about functional programming I suggest reading Structures and Interpretation of Computer Programs or Learn You a Haskell for Great Good

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Well you wouldn't get it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Is it possible to get the joke at runtime using the spectre exploit?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Not required. Looks like Java, just use reflection.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Stop making private jokes and start posting them publicly. We wanna laugh too, ya selfish bastid.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

throw new SameJokeException();

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

now i get it, do i?