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Shitty Superpowers

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Post your favorite shitty superpower ideas that will help you save or shit on the world that needs us!

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you can poo any color you want, including glitter/sparkles (but it's still poo) (lemm.ee)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

glitter and sparkles

Power should have been called being able to shred your anus to pieces on demand

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

It only looks like glitter and sparkles. It’s still poo.

Edit: but you’ve given me an excellent idea

Edit 2: Thanks!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

A truly shitty power, god bless you

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

I would have fun filling containers of Play-Doh