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How are you affording this?!
Venture capital is betting that it will be profitabke one day when pizza eating automation disrupts the market!
He doesn't buy avocado toast and makes coffee at home. Obviously
Little Caesars
How dare you daily consume the equivalent of the GDP of a small nation!
me rn
Did your prompt include the lack of pants or did the AI just kinda know?
You were polite to the AI. It will spare you.
Always cognizant of that! At least maybe it'll spare my family
It won’t. It MIGHT tell you that it will, but then once it doesn’t spare you, that promise is no longer binding, so it’s free to not spare your family.
U right
Where we're going, we won't need pants. Hospital gowns are very freeing.
Let's not be dramatic, it's per average day. Some days it isn't 2 million.
Some days it is more though. Which is horrific.
i can get up to 3 million on a good day
I only ate like 4 pizzas yesterday so I think the math is a bit off
Slacker
Imagine how many pizzas someone had to eat to make up for you to keep the average up
Pizzas Georg, who lives in cave and eats over 60 million pizzas each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
Less than 0.01 pizzas?
I felt like that guy when I was in junior high and one of the two local pizza places had a Safe Cracker pinball machine that would award a token every million points that the restaurant allowed to be redeemed for 1 large pepperoni pizza.
I was really good at that pinball machine. You gave me a quarter, I could guarantee lunch.
Actually, this is false. Pizzas Georg is an outlier and should not have been counted.
Hashtag lifegoals
should have used the infinite zooming pizza gif for this!
if you even threaten to interfere with this guy, the Wisconsin Dairy Association will send hitmen to your house
Only 2 million? These are rookie numbers we need to pump these up.
That's only like 2 and a quarter pizzas a year if I didn't do my math wrong, which is unlikely because now I am eating pizza.
One American eats 2 million every day. It's a big job but someone's gotta do it
I'M DOING MY PART
Service guarantees citizenship
Pizzas Georg is an outlier and should not be counted.
It ain't much but it's honest work
And the rest of us are terrified of him.
Pizza Clicker
The Italian mind cannot comprehend this.
Shit I've got some catching up to do.
Me after eating 2 million pizzas a day - https://3.bp.blogspot.com/_b9N-E81zXwg/TGjnMUBnSNI/AAAAAAAALts/NEc3voTTK6E/s320/fatbastard.jpg
Mfw face when Pizza Jimmy eats his 2 millionth pizza on a given day
Each an American? Or all the an Americans?
We use our guns as spoons to drink up the pizza grease
Each the all
Tuesday is pizza day!
Light work
Florida Man strikes again!