That's the great thing about fake tweets from Ben. They all still feel like they could be real.

Getting someone a gift they truly love is better than any gift I've ever received. You're a good friend.

Yep, if they are the unshinkable tee's especially they have, then I know for sure. Always a size down on them.

Not who you asked, but I find myself turning it off more often than not. I just never see it as adding much to my experience. I tend to notice it more as annoyance more than anything else.

Proof that nukes work.

I don't think we should kink shame.

I got it from my sister as a kid. I felt fine. She is six years older and was pretty bad with it.

Legos? In this economy?

A lot of people are saying it.

Slacker

On a lot of these there is no info for Wyoming. Further proof that it doesn't exist.