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[–] [email protected] 69 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Me watching a movie from 2 decades ago on a free site called gronkmooveesh.heh

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Just to ruin everyone's day with an idea of what a two-decade old movie is:

  • The Life Aquatic
  • Howl's Moving Castle
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • Anchorman
  • Team America: World Police
  • The Incredibles
  • Saw
  • Kill Bill Vol. 2
  • Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
  • Collateral
  • Dodgeball
  • The Butterfly Effect
  • Shawn of the Dead
  • Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence
  • Million Dollar Baby
  • The Aviator
  • The Terminal
  • Meet The Fockers
  • I, Robot
  • Steamboy
  • National Treasure

:)

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Yeah, that tracks. That whole list feels like the 2000s

[–] [email protected] 46 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Is this some sort of Netflix joke that I'm too Stremio to understand?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

Come on, don't be a party poober.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

There are a bunch of free streaming services out there with names like Tubi, Pluto, Freevee, etc. All the stuff in OP kinda sounds like the actual channels.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Look at Mr. Money Bags out here with his $25 a month entertainment subscription!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Stremio is free to use. But I use it with real debrid which costs $3/month

[–] [email protected] 38 points 4 months ago (1 children)

In the UK it seems like we only have three channels these days:

  1. BBC iPlayer
  2. Channel 4 On Demand
  3. Piracy
[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You've missed out the shitfest that is ITV Player, which just adds injury to the insult that is their rugby coverage. Obviously I'd rather listen to your uninformed muppets blathering over a replay then actually see a line-out. Why do they get to broadcast half the 6N games?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

its now itvX also how is stv player?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Is orcboxer on the Rick & Morty writing staff, or just auditioning?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Literally thought this sounds like it could be a quote from a Richard and Mortimer episode I've yet to see

[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Time to fire up to poob toob and watch my favourite new show. It’s a gritty superhero show with a twist, the superhero’s are also all vampires. It’s called The Blooderites.

A poob original.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Plurals don't get apostrophes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Keep up the good fight

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago

No problem. Amazon, Max, or someone else can solve this problem by selling you channels in bundles for a discount over buying them all separately.

We will call the new service Cable TV.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I don’t have a Poob account. Can someone let me borrow their Poob?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I learned the hard way not to hand out my Poob information.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

That was a Poob err.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

My parrot ate the paper where I store my poob account. Moments after, he started repeating this strange sequence of words :

F / movies / z / dot / to

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Meanwhile Infinity train Season 4, available absolutely nowhere legally :(

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

nooo i just recently stopped thinking about that :(

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I bet this meme is from a few years ago after qibi came out.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Couldnt be me 🏴‍☠️

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Too busy banging sharks

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Poob causes feedback loops.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] -2 points 4 months ago

Yeah... I kept waiting for this to get funny or at least have some kind of punchline. Nah just 20 varieties of "derp streaming names dumb"