"Welcome to Applebee's! Would you like apples or bees?"
"Bees?"
"HE PICKED THE BEES!" chefs angrily shake jars of bees
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Spiders it is, then.
This is an Applebee's, not an Outback Steakhouse
Source?
I usually get my spiders from my basement.
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I can visualize this so clearly and it feels like a fever dream
Applebee's is a bar, so all bees served at Applebee's are technically, Bar Bees.
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Oh Margot not only are you an incredible actress but a hilarious comedian! So cool we have a famous celebrity like you within the fediverse!
That's esteemed academy award nominated actress Margot Robbie to you!
Finally. Thank you.
Wife: what are you thinking about having?
Me: my ass ate out
Waiter:.... I'll give you some more time.
Welcome to Dicks. Can I help you find anything?
There's a fast food chain in the Seattle area called Dick's and their motto for a while was "eat a bag of Dick's".
This just proves to me more and more that my business partners were/are prudes. We started a bratwurst stand. I wanted our slogan to be "We just want our sausage in your mouth." They voted it down because it was "too risqué."
Here in Germany we had an ad for a "Tiefbauunternehmen" / "civil engineering company".
The German name translates to "deep building company". Their slogan: "Experten für untenrum" / "professionals for the parts down below".
I hope the translation works
When I was in high school, the girls' running team made shirts that said, "Fast girls have good times." It's been more than twenty years, and I still think about how funny that double-entendre is.
So, yeah, you would've sold a lot more weiners.
That's an awesome slogan. Fu- I mean "screw" prudes.
Wasn't it hooters that was later called butt fuckers in Idiocracy? I expect better from all of you
The scene was for the burger chain Fudruckers where they kept misspelling the name
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This is amazing. Would eat Dick's.
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I'll have the balls
I Will have the bees
Have any been spotted?
Haven't had bees, but crickets are pretty good once you get over the initial mental hurdle. Kinda crunchy and earthy.
I had salt and vinegar crickets. They were good, as long as you didn't try to savor them.
I had mine in taco form. Spiced with cumin and probably fried, they were good when the legs weren't getting stuck in my teeth, haha
I had some salted chocolate covered ones years back, that was a whole delight.
Careful, you might trigger a conservative.
Why are conservatives what come to mind when you hear of salt and vinegar crickets?
I've seen this kind of thinking, but I still just think about the time I ate crickets.
I've just noticed that any time anyone ever brings up eating insects, or making flour out of insects, on the internet, some right wing dumbass reveals themself. Maybe lemmy is different, but I've seen that here too.
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"So the choice is ... or bees?" (which is two Eddie Izzard references in one)
I'll have the chicken
My god it’s full of bees!
I'll have the chicken then.
This one would be funnier if it said slightly less.
The real solution is to not go to Applebee's and make your own frozen food at home.
Do they have the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees?
On the flip side, you’ll get free lip fillers and fresh honey.
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