this post was submitted on 21 Apr 2024
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[โ€“] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Biggest insult was putting streaky bacon on the headstone

Why not just defecate on its grave fucksake

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

Plus beans in a dish and shitty sausages!

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

Jesse, you need to stop eating Full Englishes. They're not good for you Jesse!

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Brekkieggsit?

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Ha ha, yes!

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

This is a really under reported story.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

We don't know if he's dead - he could be 150 and living with a cannibal tribe.

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

โ€œFull Englishโ€. Is that like a Brazilian? ๐Ÿ˜

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Full English will put hair on your chest. Brazilian takes it back off.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Also a Brazilian makes your John Thomas look bigger, while too many Full Englishs has the opposite effect. Or so I am told.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

But more so!

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

eating full englishes is the best way to eradicate them!

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

But I couldn't eat a whole one.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

We can have white and black pudding at the same time โ™ฅ๏ธ

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Needs more black pudding and tattie scones! ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ Also I like spinach, mushrooms and hot sauce with mine, but that's by the by.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Where are you from?

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Full English was the best way to start my day in London.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

I don't think an English breakfast prepared at home like I do it (read: like a heretic) is that unhealthy, but I only do parts (eggs, toast, beans, bacon) and don't fry anything... But what you get served in a public establishment is probably 1500+ calories just from all the oil.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Godโ€™s Beeakfast Just gonna leave this here.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

The celts do it better anyway. The Irish with pudding and soda farls and Scots with scones (I didn't know what the Welsh or Isle of Man do but, assume that the latter do so at whatever pace they like).

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I had a veggie one this morning.

[โ€“] [email protected] -2 points 4 months ago

Best brttsh news

[โ€“] [email protected] -4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Zero sympathy for the Inselaffen and their breakfast.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Shut up and try not to choke on your Mรผsli.