I was trying to figure out why Mont Bland is now 15000 metres high

Is this a map from the medieval era lol

I'd show you it mate but you'd just coat it in high fructose corn syrup and eat the fackin thing

I once saw sweet n sour sauce in a French supermarket, "sauce aigre-doux"

I looked up aigre to see what it meant and right enough, it just means sour.

At that point it clicked that French for wine is "vin" so sour wine is vin aigre

Or vinegar

Hennessy is to cognac what Smirnoff is to vodka, there are far, far better cognacs.

Look for the different grades - XO is the best one, apart from XXO but I've only seen that once

Special mention for Armagnac, you get some superb brands of that, all better than Hennessey

Trade your kids for guns, it's a trade-up

Ha ha those three look like they got their fashion tips from Far Cry 2

news

Pffft

quite hard to remove

It's the plant equivalent of cockroaches

This post brought to you by someone who never planted that cursed, evil herb in their garden

Oh yeah because you just know the people that enjoy them despite them being messy and loud are the ones running about in tiny-penis trucks

You'd buy a couple tools? Which couple, and why do these two people deserve tools?

Why does Rishi always look like his mum knitted him?